Underwheels Hall of Fame: Meet the Top 20 Asphalt Gods of the Month
Discover the top 20 Asphalt Gods in the Underwheels Hall of Fame this month. See who dominated the tracks and shattered records. Prepare to have your ego challe
The Underwheels Hall of Fame: Bow Down to the Asphalt Gods
You thought you were hot stuff, didn't you? You finally clipped Sans after a dozen tries, saw that glorious victory screen, and felt like the true King of the Underground. You probably even beat your friend's time. That's cute. Now, prepare to have your ego completely and utterly shattered.
Welcome, drivers, to the official Underwheels Hall of Fame. This isn't just a list; it's a testament to pure, unadulterated skill and reaction times that would make a CS:GO pro sweat. These are the players who don't just win—they do it in less time than it takes to blink. The competition this month was absolutely brutal, with the top 20 players all clocking in at under half a second.
Let's give it up for the kings and queens of the road.
This Month's Leaderboard
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| Rank | Nickname | Time (in seconds) |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | rezzoo | 0.34 |
| 2 | BloodyManYT | 0.34 |
| 3 | SrHerbii | 0.35 |
| 4 | Dionno | 0.35 |
| 5 | klimkub | 0.35 |
| 6 | BatmanFan1200 | 0.36 |
| 7 | sharkwoman | 0.36 |
| 8 | Darkneyom | 0.36 |
| 9 | DoYouE | 0.37 |
| 10 | sornerito | 0.37 |
| 11 | Veloxcene | 0.38 |
| 12 | JBodee1 | 0.38 |
| 13 | ChaosferretsDEN | 0.39 |
| 14 | GenesM193 | 0.39 |
| 15 | Gamer967321 | 0.40 |
| 16 | FrankHorrigan123 | 0.40 |
| 17 | CheemsAndFriendos | 0.40 |
| 18 | dizzyrobo | 0.41 |
| 19 | cerebralTheatrics | 0.41 |
| 20 | ChaoticCr3ation05 | 0.41 |
How in Asgore's Name Do They Do It? Secrets to Sub-Second Runs
Looking at those numbers, you're probably wondering if these people are even human. While we can't rule out cyborgs, their success comes down to perfecting a few key strategies that separate the casual Sunday drivers from the speedrunning legends.
1. The Launch is Everything
You don't have time to "settle in." From the very first frame, your mouse needs to be moving to intercept Sans's initial path. These top-tier players have the opening moments down to pure muscle memory. They aren't reacting; they are acting, already knowing where to position their car to close the gap instantly.
2. Aggression is the Only Option
Forget safe driving. To get a time of 0.3-something, you have to take the most direct, aggressive line possible. This means cutting corners so sharp you're practically scraping the buildings and accepting a huge amount of risk. You're not dodging obstacles; you're threading a needle at 100 miles per hour. The goal isn't just to hit Sans—it's to hit him NOW.
3. Zero Hesitation Finishes
The moment Sans is in your sights, you commit. There is no backing off, no second-guessing. A split-second of hesitation is the difference between rank 1 and rank 15. This is the final exam of your run: a pure, instinctual move to end it. When you see rezzoo and BloodyManYT tied at a mind-bending 0.34 seconds, you're seeing the result of two players who have completely eliminated hesitation from their gameplay.
Think you have what it takes to knock them off the throne? Get back behind the wheel, stop failing your family, and we'll see if your name makes the list next month. The asphalt is waiting.
